I Did It

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I shaved my legs.

4 comments:

Amanda April 14, 2010 at 9:54 AM  

Woo hoo!!! Let's see pics!

Ryan April 16, 2010 at 3:50 PM  

Ha! You're sooooo Gay! Oh Wait! I shave my legs too. You're soooo Cool!

Javier April 17, 2010 at 9:23 AM  

Kramer: What's the matter with you?

Jerry: (uncomfortably) Nothing.

Kramer: No, no, no. Don't give me that. I know you. Something's wrong. What is it?

Jerry: I did something stupid.

Kramer: What did you do?

Jerry: Well I was shaving. And I noticed a asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, (high pitched voice) Gone!

Kramer: Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there!

Jerry: Well women do it.

Kramer: (high pitched voice) "Well women do it." I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just (high pitched voice) sashey your pretty little self around the town square.

Jerry: Well what am I going to tell Alex?

Kramer: Listen to me. You don't tell anybody about this. No one. You hear me?

Jerry: Um hum.

George enters

Kramer: Hey, Jerry shaved his chest.

Jerry: Hey!

Kramer: I forgot. Wait. Never mind.

Jerry and Alex walking.

Alex: How about the beach this weekend?

Jerry: You couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend. I mean it's hard enough...

Alex: All right. All right. Wow is that a Mexican Hairless? Oh, I love those. Ooh, Hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother and cleaner.

Jerry: Really?

Sean in NY April 18, 2010 at 9:19 PM  

Heh, I feel weird enough adjusting to the new "pants directly on legs w/o leg-hair buffer" feeling. As you will see from a newer post, there ain't much behind that hair yet so I'll hold back on bannering it until my legs look less feminine.

Javy, I think that is the longest comment ever left in the history of blogging!

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