Kramer: No, no, no. Don't give me that. I know you. Something's wrong. What is it?
Jerry: I did something stupid.
Kramer: What did you do?
Jerry: Well I was shaving. And I noticed a asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, (high pitched voice) Gone!
Kramer: Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there!
Jerry: Well women do it.
Kramer: (high pitched voice) "Well women do it." I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just (high pitched voice) sashey your pretty little self around the town square.
Jerry: Well what am I going to tell Alex?
Kramer: Listen to me. You don't tell anybody about this. No one. You hear me?
Jerry: Um hum.
George enters
Kramer: Hey, Jerry shaved his chest.
Jerry: Hey!
Kramer: I forgot. Wait. Never mind.
Jerry and Alex walking.
Alex: How about the beach this weekend?
Jerry: You couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend. I mean it's hard enough...
Alex: All right. All right. Wow is that a Mexican Hairless? Oh, I love those. Ooh, Hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother and cleaner.
Heh, I feel weird enough adjusting to the new "pants directly on legs w/o leg-hair buffer" feeling. As you will see from a newer post, there ain't much behind that hair yet so I'll hold back on bannering it until my legs look less feminine.
Javy, I think that is the longest comment ever left in the history of blogging!
I love swim/bike/run training and I love to eat really unhealthy things. Oh, and I also love equilibrium. Feel free to follow along as I hope to eventually make the transition of learning mainly through failure towards learning from mild success.
In September of 2009 I completed my first triathlon. This blog was started to keep track of all the things I learned from that day forward so that I can try harder, work harder and train smarter in all aspects of swim/bike/run... but never taking it (or myself) too seriously along the way.
You don't seem to find many blogs that follow the lesser athlete through their early racing experiences, so maybe this can eventually be something that a few people out there stumble upon and can relate to, while the more experienced athletes could perhaps offer some advice, guidance or just poke fun at me for some of the ridiculous things I am sure to do.
4 comments:
Woo hoo!!! Let's see pics!
Ha! You're sooooo Gay! Oh Wait! I shave my legs too. You're soooo Cool!
Kramer: What's the matter with you?
Jerry: (uncomfortably) Nothing.
Kramer: No, no, no. Don't give me that. I know you. Something's wrong. What is it?
Jerry: I did something stupid.
Kramer: What did you do?
Jerry: Well I was shaving. And I noticed a asymmetry in my chest hair and I was trying to even it out. Next thing I knew, (high pitched voice) Gone!
Kramer: Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there!
Jerry: Well women do it.
Kramer: (high pitched voice) "Well women do it." I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just (high pitched voice) sashey your pretty little self around the town square.
Jerry: Well what am I going to tell Alex?
Kramer: Listen to me. You don't tell anybody about this. No one. You hear me?
Jerry: Um hum.
George enters
Kramer: Hey, Jerry shaved his chest.
Jerry: Hey!
Kramer: I forgot. Wait. Never mind.
Jerry and Alex walking.
Alex: How about the beach this weekend?
Jerry: You couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend. I mean it's hard enough...
Alex: All right. All right. Wow is that a Mexican Hairless? Oh, I love those. Ooh, Hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother and cleaner.
Jerry: Really?
Heh, I feel weird enough adjusting to the new "pants directly on legs w/o leg-hair buffer" feeling. As you will see from a newer post, there ain't much behind that hair yet so I'll hold back on bannering it until my legs look less feminine.
Javy, I think that is the longest comment ever left in the history of blogging!
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